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Consult your doctor before taking FRESHPOTIX. Side effects may include, but not limited to: Severe Monkey Peen, Backfro, Extra Toe, Urge to Found Your Own Colony. Acid Washed Jeans, Weeping Taint, Nose Chickens, Plaid Lung, Cyrus Virus (your voice changes to that of Billy Ray or Miley), Oxford Commas, E-Chola, Stool Entirely Made of Corn (Just a Cob), Stomach Tail, Violent Fits of Rage Towards Left-handed People, Bald Ass, Uncontrollable Tattling, Peptic Waltzing, Tinselscrote (Break out of Chistmas Tree Tinsel on Balls), Pauly Shore.

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